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The Zoo

Journal Entry: Thu Aug 14, 2008, 5:08 AM
I had a wonderful time yesterday. MJ was the perfect little man. I have never been more proud of him in my life, nor have I been more soaked. It rained the whole day. But MJ did not complain even once. To be matter of fact he relished it. We accidently parked on the Garden side of the Riverbank Zoo and we just barely missed the tram, so we had to walk the whole way. He loved walking through the water, but even more than that he seemed to enjoy trying to catch up to the tram that left us. He kept calling it a train and he is obsessed with trains. We saw the Khoalas first and he was not impressed. Mostly because of the smell. I thought it smelled wonderful, like eucolyptis, but he disagreed. We saw the Wallabes next and he loved those. He can even pronounce the word perfectly. I am very impressed with not only his vocabulary, but his anunciation. After that we went and saw the crocodiles and other various creatures in smaller cages along the way. He loved the elephants and got a "biology" lesson from some monkeys. He also got to see a gorilla "Wiggling his peanuts". I almost cried. It was hilarious. The gorilla was actually masturbating. I never in my life even thought of the concept of other animals masturbating. I don't know why. Now that I think about it makes perfect sense but it was hilarious. But what was even more amusing than that, was how tiny he was. He was no longer the average man's middle finger and no wider than their thumb. But HE was huge by comparison. *As a side note, Malakhai was distracted by the other gorillas for the most part. He saw when we first walked in. Laughed at the gorilla and then started looking at the other two.* We walked through the tunnel and he loved the bats there as well as the other monkeys. They were "So Cute and gorgeous". Next were the bears who were being lazy, but making funny faces while they napped and after that came MJ's favorite part, the reptile house. He was hilarious. I told him once about a snake that one of my science teacher's used to have named, Houdini. Houdini was a corn snake and when we passed by the corn snakes, I told him what they were and his eyes lit up and he looked at me and said, "Like Houdini!" I think he would have stood there for the next 20 minutes watching them if we had let him. He was enthralled. He really enjoyed the alligators and he loved the fish. My God how that child loved those fish. It was like he was in a candy store. And then I figured out why: "These are BIG fish Brandy. We need to catch some and eat them." He is hilarious. We went through the reptile house twice. Anyway, the bird incubation area had two baby flamingos. One was tiny. The other was only slightly larger and already precariously perched on one leg. At 3:30 we went to the Aviary to see the penguins get fed. I love penguins and watching him enjoy them so much was a blast. He ran back and forth like he was pretending to swim with them. He asked questions. When we first walked in I showed him which penguins were which. There are Rockhoppers, Gentoos and King Penguins. Later on, I asked him to show me what each one looked like again and he pointed both the gentoo and rockhopper penguins out perfectly, but got a little confused on the King Penguin. I think it was because the King Penguins weren't being very social and he couldn't really get a good look at them. Afterwards, we went and fed the Lorikeets. The Lorikeets are a kind of Parrot and the zoo basically gives you nectar and when you walk in the caged area with them, they swarm you. I expected MJ to freak and be scared, but he loved it. He didn't scream. He only tried to grab at one once, but when we corrected him and showed him how to get the bird to climb on his finger, he didn't do it again. Perfect. He was perfect. When we left for the day we rode the tram out and I thought MJ was going to have a cow. He loved that too. I know this long and to be honest I didn't really write it expecting anyone to read it all the way through. I wrote it for the memories, because right now we don't have an operating camera. For those of you who did read it all the way through I think you and I hope you enjoyed the tale of a sweet boy and his trip to the zoo.

  • Listening to: Dr. Who
  • Reading: Sandworms of Dune-Newest Dune Book
  • Watching: Dr. Who
  • Playing: Mabinogi: Found through DA-Surprisingly Good
  • Eating: Cheesy Eggs & Biscuits
  • Drinking: Water...Where is my Dr. Pepper

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 26
  • Current Residence: Somewhere over the rainbow
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Comfortingly Sexy
  • Interests: I'll try *almost* anything once
  • Favourite movie: Natural Born Killers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy (Series)
  • Favourite band or musician: Vader
  • Favourite genre of music: Death Metal, Black Metal and of all things, Oldies (Wierdo!)
  • Favourite artist: Salvador Dalí
  • Favourite poet or writer: Neil Gaiman, Edgar Allen Poe, Hunter S. Thompson
  • Favourite photographer: Hmmm...Probably Doktorspankenstein. He does take pictures of me after all (What an attention whore)
  • Favourite style of art: Anything with Nakie, or semi Nakie girls having cruel and unusual things done to them. Oh and Anime
  • Operating System: Spank me. I go
  • Shell of choice: This really huge Conch shell I found at Hunting Island
  • Wallpaper of choice: Certainly not Paisley
  • Skin of choice: Pale
  • Favourite game: Twister with 3 other girls, lots of oil and eventually fun dip...Talk about good times
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2, XBOX, 360 and a Twister Board of course
  • Favourite cartoon character: Marvin the Martian
  • Personal Quote: Needles make me happy!
  • Tools of the Trade: I'm an attention whore. If it will get me attention, I will use it.

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~saveahoss:iconsaveahoss: 5 hours 19 minutes ago
:spank: I added a new piece to my latest series. [link]
What do you think? :worship:

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~saveahoss:iconsaveahoss: 1 day 5 hours ago
You're very welcome, Darlin'! :worship:

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~karyanakyoko:iconkaryanakyoko: 1 day 5 hours ago
Also, not a problem. It was enjoyed thuroughly.

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If you were a duckbill platypus with the cognitive abilities of a human, what would you do?
~karyanakyoko:iconkaryanakyoko: 1 day 5 hours ago
No problem. It was my pleasure. James liked it a lot too by the way.

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If you were a duckbill platypus with the cognitive abilities of a human, what would you do?
~LordSnap:iconLordSnap: 1 day 6 hours ago
Hey, a belated thanks for the :+fav: on [link]

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~LordSnap:iconLordSnap: 1 day 6 hours ago
Thanks for the warm fuzzy aka :+fav: on [link]

You ROCK!

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Girl don't stop that screamin'
You're sounding so sincere
So much beauty
In the tracks of your tears

Dr. Music ~ Blue Oyster Cult
~karyanakyoko:iconkaryanakyoko: 3 days 4 hours ago
No problem. I am glad you faved mine, otherwise I may have never found yours. It was my pleasure by the way.

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If you were a duckbill platypus with the cognitive abilities of a human, what would you do?
*MadMonk7:iconMadMonk7: 3 days 7 hours ago
Thank you for the fav and the watch, and most of all thank you for reading
~karyanakyoko:iconkaryanakyoko: Aug 6, 2008, 6:13:22 PM
Ohhhhhh Yeah...I forgot about that... That was kind of silly of me. Thank you and good job.

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If you were a duckbill platypus with the cognitive abilities of a human, what would you do?
*b1gfan:iconb1gfan: Aug 6, 2008, 11:51:31 AM
The fact that your residence comment says you live over the rainbow and that in the The Wizard of Oz the rainbow is a metaphor for the mythic journey to a better future....
~karyanakyoko:iconkaryanakyoko: Aug 6, 2008, 3:46:51 AM
Odd statement. What made you say that.

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If you were a duckbill platypus with the cognitive abilities of a human, what would you do?
*b1gfan:iconb1gfan: Aug 5, 2008, 7:52:00 PM
:D Life is good over the rainbow :D
~karyanakyoko:iconkaryanakyoko: Aug 2, 2008, 5:47:59 AM
No problem. Thank you for sharing.

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If you were a duckbill platypus with the cognitive abilities of a human, what would you do?
*JOSJAC:iconJOSJAC: Aug 2, 2008, 1:03:36 AM
Thanks for the fav. I appreciate

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~karyanakyoko:iconkaryanakyoko: Jul 28, 2008, 5:37:57 PM
No problem! Thanks for supplying.

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If you were a duckbill platypus with the cognitive abilities of a human, what would you do?
~Antarctic-Stock:iconAntarctic-Stock: Jul 28, 2008, 2:07:09 PM
Thanks for collecting my 'green shades' stock :)
~karyanakyoko:iconkaryanakyoko: Jul 26, 2008, 4:16:14 PM
No problem! Literature gets ignored far too often. Even I am guilty of that.

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If you were a duckbill platypus with the cognitive abilities of a human, what would you do?
~Kryin:iconKryin: Jul 26, 2008, 9:09:59 AM
Thank for the watch, fav, and comments. :thanks:

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~karyanakyoko:iconkaryanakyoko: Jul 24, 2008, 4:54:09 PM
Did I REALLY say Normandy? I do that all the time. Just the other day at work we were talking about this one company we work with WNG. There is another company called Windsor. Even though I know which company is which, I was still calling Windsor even after being corrected like ten times. *rolls eyes at self* Maybe I am mentally "dyslexic". lol. *sigh*

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If you were a duckbill platypus with the cognitive abilities of a human, what would you do?
~twilight-son:icontwilight-son: Jul 24, 2008, 11:01:03 AM
glad you liked my answer! but I'm not in normandy (france) but I'm in NORWAY!! especially now I'm in oslo! a norsk kiss
~karyanakyoko:iconkaryanakyoko: Jul 23, 2008, 4:19:59 PM
Thank you for answering my question. I was starting to wonder if you were going to. lol. That is a very good answer actually, one that I have not heard yet. I hope you have fun in Normandy. I really do miss you a lot.

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If you were a duckbill platypus with the cognitive abilities of a human, what would you do?
~twilight-son:icontwilight-son: Jul 23, 2008, 6:57:07 AM
I thinked about it, and I realised that if I were a duckbill platypus with the cognitive abilities of a human I will laugh all day long because I'd got fins, I'd got a beak, and I'd birth (and not make eggs).. so I'd laugh because I think that god created me using spare parts that remained from other animals! :D
~karyanakyoko:iconkaryanakyoko: Jul 20, 2008, 5:57:58 PM
Cool! I like that one a lot too. It is a little sad though...Although I suppose that was sort of the point.

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If you were a duckbill platypus with the cognitive abilities of a human, what would you do?
~PRPLONE:iconPRPLONE: Jul 20, 2008, 4:34:43 PM
Personally I liked Who I Am. All of your work is amazing though. You rock!